Decorating tips for geeks? You mean they care about home decor? Yes! Here's a bunch of fun and practical cool gadget gifts to add that je ne sais quoi techy geek touch to your kitchen, living room, bathroom or for personal use..
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There is a new breed of chef that make meals in the most unexpected ways. Imagine spaghetti made out of tomato soup! Fruit-juice caviar! Floating clouds of creamy flavor that taste like p... [Read more]
This stylish looking mat is really just the phrase 'welcome' encoded in binary. So, in a way, it's a dual purpose device. Your UPS delivery guy is going to think it's just a cool, funky, ... [Read more]
It's taken untold hours, but your little geekling is finally in his crib and asleep. Three seconds later, so are you. But barely thirty minutes after that, your child stirs and makes the ... [Read more]
Sardines come packed in metal tins and even though they are a good source of omega 3 fatty acids, they are still oily and kind of funky smelling. No offense to any fans out there but we f... [Read more]
A dead car battery risks raising the ire of any tech savvy geek. It always seems to come at the worst possible time. Yes, jump-starting a car is an easy enough task but it does require fi... [Read more]
The newest member of the Swiss+Tech family of quality-made "micro-tools," the BodyGard 5-in-1 Emergency Tool incorporates five specific devices: automatic glass breaker, safety-... [Read more]
One of the best parts about having a Bag of Holding is that it fits EVERYTHING. (Sadly, it did not fit the awesome chair we wanted to steal from our hotel at GenCon.) But one of the worst... [Read more]
If you're not a car geek, the light that says "CHECK ENGINE" might as well say "PC LOAD LETTER." Sure, we can open the hood and verify that indeed, the engine is still... [Read more]
New model is more compact with a larger display and backlight colors! As a general rule geeks like to have access to as much data and statistics as possible. We pretty much figure this ap... [Read more]
Early in the 21st Century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. They're all around you, ev... [Read more]
Future history is written that when the aliens came to Earth, they presented us with an ultimatum: give them three products that represent the best of humanity, or face extermination. The... [Read more]
Your cellphone is a trusted friend. It has been there for you when you needed a ride, felt lonely, or just had to talk to your mom. All it has asked in return is the occasional charge. Yo... [Read more]
Cupcakes appeal to the geek because they're entirely made out of cake! Plus, they're teeny and cute, and, for some reason, things that are miniaturized make some of the geek girls here in... [Read more]
The greatest thing about carnivals isn't the rides. It's not the games, or the cheating carnies that con you out of your giant stuffed badger. No, the greatest thing about carnivals is th... [Read more]
Donuts fill us with awe, so therefore they should be awe-full, right? Hardly! In fact, the only thing awful about donuts is how awful it is we're not eating them right now! They're the wo... [Read more]
ThinkGeek code monkey Jamie has one of these bad boys at his place and swears by it. No, no, he doesn't stand next to it and hurl expletives. Maybe you do that in the kitchen, but Jamie d... [Read more]
This fryer makes up to 2 lbs. of crisp, succulent fried food using only one tablespoon of oil. The nominal amount of oil results in french fries with only 3% fat-far superior to the 14% f... [Read more]
Coffee - considered by many the quintessential caffeine delivery system in the world. Those luscious little beans have been cultivated on every continent except Antarctica. However, many ... [Read more]
There are geeks at their computers, geeks in front of their TVs, and now there are geeks in the kitchen. As with other breeds of geek, they're fastidious, don't read manuals, usually make... [Read more]
Unlike lesser body composition scales that only measure partial body fat, this model measures your entire body composition. It uses bioelectrical impedance technology that sends a harmles... [Read more]
Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch... [Read more]
Space. the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new pizzas, to seek out new toppings and new cheeses, to boldy cut p... [Read more]
Pastafarians around the world know that, every Friday, they must put on their pirate regalia, and worship the great Flying Spaghetti Monster (Blessed be the Noodly Appendage that deftly s... [Read more]
Perhaps you've heard this story before? You spend the time to prepare an awesome lunch, and carry it with you to work only to find that, when the lunch whistle sounds, some filthy thief r... [Read more]
Human beings, it is said, smell bad. I don't mean that their olfactory senses are stunted, although canis domesticus kicks our butts on a regular basis. What I mean is we emit a relativel... [Read more]
The passage of time is an interesting concept, philosophically speaking that is. If we are to understand our place in the universe, we can place ourselves on a set of cartesian coordinate... [Read more]
Close your eyes and think about the local arcade you frequented as a kid. If it was anything like ours, the downstairs was full of kiddie games, the ball pit, the ski ball lanes, and that... [Read more]
Are you worried about the increasing entropy of the universe? Does the second law of thermodynamics keep you awake at night? Are you concerned that all matter is cooling to a state of equ... [Read more]
Great for Halloween lighting! Light-emitting diodes are darn cool and have found uses in so many places - traffic lights, standard lightbulb sockets and high-powered flashlights to name a... [Read more]
If you asked Sheldon to recite the first 100 digits of pi, he wouldn't. Not because he was unable, rather because he believes 100 digits is an unacceptably small level of precision suitab... [Read more]
We're going to let you inside the hallowed halls of ThinkGeek's World Domination Corporate Headquarters for a moment for a quick tour. Over here is our cloning facility where we build the... [Read more]
Geeks understand the importance of towels. And sometimes two geeks get together and live in the same house. Know what that leads to? Towel fights. Not the sort where you wet one end and s... [Read more]
Not since the invention of fire has there been such an advancement to baking. Science has made it easy for even non-foodie geeks to make brownies better than mom ever did, unless your mom... [Read more]
This is the robotic wet or dry mop that navigates autonomously through a room and methodically cleans unsealed hardwood floors. The robotic cleaner uses widely available dry electrostatic... [Read more]
This is the indoor pressure smoker that cooks barbecue brisket in only one hour-five times faster than traditional methods. Combining a pressure cooker and smoker in one appliance, the de... [Read more]
This jewelry cleaner uses pressurized steam-the same cleaning method used by professional jewelers-to instantly restore the original luster to diamonds, gemstones, and precious metals wit... [Read more]
This is the air purifier that eliminates up to 100% of airborne bacteria, mold, viruses, pet dander, dust mites, and pollen without making a sound or using a filter. The device uses natur... [Read more]
This is the showerhead used by five-star resort spas for its power, water-saving technology, and durability. Using the Venturi principle of fluid mechanics, the showerhead has 16 air vent... [Read more]
This water jet dental cleaner earned the highest rating from the Hammacher Schlemmer Institute because it thoroughly cleaned between teeth and along gumlines and was the most comfortable.... [Read more]
Described by the New York Times as a "wonderful, sleep tracking alarm clock," this system tracks your sleep cycles and provides methods for improving your slumber. A lightweight... [Read more]
This device removes fine, hard-to-reach facial hairs that are left behind by traditional waxing or tweezing. The unit's rotating coil removes short, fine hair at the root, preventing ingr... [Read more]
This is the blood pressure monitor that also detects a heart arrhythmia. If the monitor detects that your heart beat is 25% slower or faster than its average rhythm, an arrhythmia symbol ... [Read more]
This is the device that instantly turns frozen fruit and other flavorings into a soft-serve treat. The unit combines frozen bananas and any additional fruit or chocolate and instantly chu... [Read more]
This 10"-long wand stores unobtrusively in a purse or duffel bag, and kills up to 99.9% of the H1N1 virus, E-coli, mold, and fungi. Tests performed by an independent antimicrobial te... [Read more]
This is the outdoor shower that provides a temperature-adjustable stream of water anywhere in a yard. The shower's housing acts as a greenhouse and heats water from a hose; turning the sh... [Read more]
And NaClord3000 looked out at the Earth and sneered a vicious robot sneer. "We must conquer these humans immediately. We shall exploit their love of tiny flavored rocks sprinkled on ... [Read more]
Modeled after oxygen bars found in resorts and spas, this is the personal oxygen bar that increases the concentration of oxygen you breathe by 30%, helping you to achieve a sense of calm ... [Read more]
Light and water - pretty essential for life. Well, heck, pretty essential for just about anything. This product brings them both together in a highly functional way. The lightest, brighte... [Read more]
Sometimes a gadget passes our desks that makes even the most cynical simian here giggle with delight. The Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen is such a gadget. Why? Because there is a simple formula... [Read more]
If you're like most geeks, your work environment can be a depressing and sterile place. Designed to crush your soul to squeeze the last few ergs of energy out of each and every wageslave,... [Read more]
Tired of that same old monotonous water? Bored with water that doesn't look like futuristic alien mouthwash? Need to make your midnight bathroom appointments more exhilarating? Then you n... [Read more]
The rain falls softly. The samurai draws his sword. Look, an umbrella. Either we just made it up, or that Haiku dates to around the 14th century. It is a little known fact that Samurai al... [Read more]
Let's face facts: soda isn't that healthy - not nearly as healthy as juice. But juice is boring and soda has fizz. And fizz is fun because it tickles your nose and makes burps. Well, time... [Read more]
Science museums are really cool places with tons of wonderful learning experiences available to the public. You can walk through giant heart models, see dazzling laser displays, even gawp... [Read more]
There are good chefs and there are great chefs, and the difference between the two comes down to attention to detail. No, we're not talking about garnish - that's bush-league, man. Anybod... [Read more]
Freeloader Pro is the ultimate solar charger capable of powering virtually every electrical device, anywhere in the world, whether on a beach, a mountain, jungle or the Polar ice cap. Fre... [Read more]
Being science minded folks we love a sense of order to everything and anything. For some of us, our need for order extends to food. Sure it's going to be all together in the stomach, but ... [Read more]
One of the best things about technology is watching new devices shrink in size as time goes on. Remember how big cell phones were back in their infancy? They were practically bricks and c... [Read more]
You know what's sucky about regular flashlights? They only come in two colors: white or that yellowish-white that reminds us of the teeth of an avid coffee drinker. What fun is that kind ... [Read more]
The best part about being a wee geek is the imagination. After all, your parents have exposed you to Tolkien and Romero and Rowling and Roddenberry and all sorts of fantastic things ever ... [Read more]
All day long you toil at your office. And all day long your dog(s) and/or cat(s) sit around awaiting your return, doing nothing but miss you. Or so you think. But how can you find out wha... [Read more]
Ready for some blatant honesty? We don't really know what coasters are for. Mom always used to yell at us to use them and all that and blah blah blah. But what if coasters could just add ... [Read more]
We love drinking coffee. We love the taste, the smell, the warmth, and the zen imposed on us as we spend time grinding the beans ourselves. Such a lovely overall experience -from grinding... [Read more]
In the sub-zero wasteland of the planet Hoth, only the strong survive. and of course those lucky Jedi protected by the thick skin of a Tauntaun. Now after exhaustive movie viewing researc... [Read more]
This ain't yo momma's Etch-A-Sketch, son. This paperless LCD writing tablet is perfect for leaving messages, sketching ideas, and practicing anything from handwriting to calculus without ... [Read more]
Soon the Zombies will be upon us. In movies, one always has two choices: beat the Zombies or be eaten by the Zombies. But now there's a new choice, a new way to survive: you must pretend ... [Read more]
The blade flashes. The violins stab out freaky chords. The shower curtain is pulled off its rings - one by one. Chocolate syrup gets washed down the drain. And then Norman Bates needs to ... [Read more]
Oh it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? How could a cute thing like that bite anyone's head off? Well, be warned - and be afraid. Straight from the movie Monty Python and the Holy... [Read more]
When a Jedi isn't busy being a Jedi - gallivanting across the galaxy, negotiating trade disputes, or cutting the arms off of loudmouth bar patrons, they're often found at home, relaxing o... [Read more]
The fat just walks away!" Gosh, we wish those Adipose pills had actually worked without the pesky side effect of death. We could have fit a lot more of us in those elevators at Drago... [Read more]
You stroll through the village, laughing and telling stories of past adventures. You doff your hat to the ladies as they walk by, and bow as the noblemen pass. Everything is going swell, ... [Read more]
Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? It may be bigger on the ins... [Read more]
We here at ThinkGeek HQ just can't get enough Doctor Who. We all dress like different incarnations of the good Doctor, we pal around with robotic dogs, and some of us even sleep in our TA... [Read more]
It's happened to all of us - you're talking on the phone with a friend, and he says "Hey, Quentin Tarantino is here and he wants to say hi." Your palms start to sweat, and your ... [Read more]
Food and gadgets go hand in hand (don't believe us, just stay up 24 and watch infomercials!) And yet, one of the simplest eating gadgets is also one of the oldest: the chopstick! Chopstic... [Read more]
You have this nagging feeling that someone has been using your office while you're not there. There's no solid evidence, but your chair seems warm and there are some new crumbs on your ke... [Read more]
We'll admit it, we magically teleported to the UK to watch the first episode of the new season of Doctor Who before it aired in the US. We just couldn't wait. And there was The Doctor, so... [Read more]
Back on Gallifrey, in the year P (time was different back then), two young kids grew up across the street from each other. One liked helping people and the other was a big stinking bully.... [Read more]
You know you have always wanted to be a wizard. But not one of those swish and flick wizards from the movies. You want to be the Dungeons & Dragons wizard - the party's controller. Se... [Read more]
Here at ThinkGeek we are definitely fond of the infamous caffeine molecule but we also have another favorite - alcohol. Sort of like caffeine's older misbehaving brother. Both molecules a... [Read more]
So our manufacturer calls this a pilsner, but our resident beer geek monkeys say this is a glass designed for the perfect Weizen beer, aka a wheat beer glass. That tapering at the top all... [Read more]
The problem with the majority of collectible glassware is that most companies just print things on the outside of the glass. This looks all fine and good for a while, but if you're using ... [Read more]
Dogs and cats. Star Trek and Star Wars. Beer and wine. Who says you have to prefer one? We're going to make a bold statement here. We're going to say that you don't have to choose between... [Read more]
Okay, water is awesome. We can't deny that. And perhaps its best feature is that it can freeze (You know that "ice" stuff? That's made of water!). And not to mention that when f... [Read more]
Liquids are our favorite things to drink. And puzzles are our favorite things to solve. Combine the two, and you have the perfect way to quench your thirst while satiating your love of pu... [Read more]
We have a thing against light here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. The overhead fluorescent lighting in our office only gets turned on when one of two things happen: 1) Officials from t... [Read more]
Chips are great. But in reality, chips are just a vehicle for amazing dips. Salsa, spinach & artichoke, garlic ranch, hummus, baba ghanoush. and our favorite, being from the Mid-Atlan... [Read more]
It is important to note that when you're a guest in a Vulcan household, you'll be expected to cook meals for your hosts. We think this is a pretty neat custom. Unless, of course, you have... [Read more]
Do you think that if zombies had enough presence of mind to cook, that they'd bake things out of brains? We can imagine there being zombie bakeries, where they whip up brain-shaped cupcak... [Read more]
If we had one wish, we'd wish for a million more wishes. And with one of those million wishes, we'd wish our refrigerator at work could do more than just keep things chillin' - more than ... [Read more]
Locating the bottle opener, aka "church key", can be a real drag especially if you've already thrown back a few. Wandering around the kitchen, looking inside 4 or 5 drawers and ... [Read more]
How many times have you told your love that you would cut off an arm for them? Or give them a kidney or your own blood if they needed it to survive? Well, cutting off an arm is easy, but ... [Read more]
Our favorite beer to drink during the daytime is root beer. Why? Because it is flavorful, frothy, delicious, and won't get us fired. But sometimes we just don't find the root beer we crav... [Read more]
Music boxes came to prominence in the 19th Century, but their history dates back a few hundred more years. You see, there was this bell ringing dude who got tired of all the hard work. So... [Read more]
We love playing with our food, but up until recently playing with chocolate was. problematic. The only way to get chocolate to bend was to melt it and let it dry in a bendy mold. Sure, we... [Read more]
This personalized framed wall map allows travelers to chart their voyages around the globe by marking all destinations, past, present, or future, with included flags and pins. Set in a ma... [Read more]
