Simply funny gag gifts for him that appeal to his inner brat! A selection of funny, downright stupid gifts—yes, some cater to the utterly "tasteless" —for men who appreciate bad taste in all its glory. Home decor, bath & personal accessories, fun jewelry, t-shirts, office items, games + more...we've got the perfectly fun gift to make him hoot with laughter!
The items below are only a small sample of what is available. Use the search, click an image or link to shop at a merchant's site. For original view: clear search field, then click the "Go" button.
Shake your body all the way down the field when yielding this Football. Who cares if it looks Stupid, you've got a killer drink mixing inside this awesome Cocktail Shaker. If you love football or j... [Read more]
Never leave home without your BEERS again! This handy, far-too-useful Belt allows you to carry all your 12 oz. Beers as a mongoose would her children. You will be fully stocked, stacked, and packed... [Read more]
Do you have an affinity for bird watching, horse racing, participating in stadium concerts, drinking fine liquor? Well, combine all of your interests into one fine, faux pair of Binoculars! These b... [Read more]
Ever have a guest over that eats all your food and drinks all your drinks? Well, make sure to have this Bottle Opener handy when he's taking advantage. When he tries to open a Bottle an obnoxiously... [Read more]
The time has come for your sobriety check, so start blowing! Check grandma and grandpa every time they come over for holiday dinner. Attach this Keychain to your keys and anyone else's who may need... [Read more]
Giddy up with two delicious, cold drinks on top of your head. This stylish plastic Cowboy Hat comes furnished with two holsters and a system of straws for effortless Drinking anytime. Pop in two of... [Read more]
Sometimes, in the war that is your office, the threat of violence is enough. But sometimes you need to back those threats up with firepower. Oh, do we have the solution for you - the perfect deterr... [Read more]
Most offices have many levels, both in social structure and in geometric space. This can present difficulties when planning office raids and attack strategies. For many missions a rapid fire, sugar... [Read more]
The Zero Fog Blaster launchs 2 to 6 inch diameter non-toxic fog rings that will sail to ten feet and beyond. Easy to use, they are great stress busters and with practice you'll be able to create bi... [Read more]
Collectibles look cool, but let's face it, that's about all they do. What about the Whovians who prefer not to clutter their TARDIS with mostly-useless things? It may be bigger on the inside, but y... [Read more]
Feet are the most important tools for living. They serve as a base for your body to stand upon, a model for your hottest shoes, and now as an unbeatable Toothbrush or pen Holder. These toes have a ... [Read more]
Proper dental care is the best way for good oral health. And proper dental care (other than visits to the dentist) involves brushing and flossing. Well, look below for help with brushing, but right... [Read more]
Push the Button and let 'em fly! This adult language-wielding Button offers the perfect way to say something nasty without opening your mouth. Let the Button tell them exactly how you feel with no ... [Read more]
Bars are full of fascinating intellectuals with common interests in the realization of societal concerns and ailments. Well, not quite but that's what makes this new Bingo Game so fun! You play the... [Read more]
Dress up your favorite psychotherapist in your favorite psychotic outfits! He'll love to analyze your choices then analyze you as you Dress him up with your love. He comes with full biker gear, moh... [Read more]
Across the street from Stupid.com's offices is the majestic Lehman Brothers building. As we went about our business of selling screaming chickens and edible crickets, the geniuses at Lehman Brother... [Read more]
Get ready to be overtaken by the Dark Side of driving. When you unleash the Darth Vader Dashboard Driver into your car, you'll be a force to reckon with. Standing at approximately 6.5" tall an... [Read more]
Geezers are a hot commodity these days. They're so hard to find that their market value has sky-rocketed. You may know someone who's a true Geezy Geezer on the inside but his or her exterior may be... [Read more]
Geeks are always right because they have undeniable skill sets and mystic powers? or so my mother told me. Now you can pit these super skilled Geeks against one another in a game to end all Card Ga... [Read more]
The most innovative product Stupid.com has yet to reveal is this Video Recording Pen. Completely discreet and unnoticeable, this Pen is a guaranteed good time! Of course you've got to use it approp... [Read more]
Why waste time on the toilet, when you can use it to get ready for the U.S. Open! Potty Putter contains everything you need for an exciting round of golf while you are waiting for nature to takes i... [Read more]
Get those spikes OFF THE COUCH! Take the Green home with you in these soft Golf Slippers without destroying your house. These ultra detailed Slippers are super soft and oh so comfortable, you'll wi... [Read more]
Sinking a hole-in-one used to be hard? but not anymore! This awesome golfer hat has it all? grass, the flag, even the golf ball? and while wearing it you can spin your head around and try to get th... [Read more]
This game encourages you to Lie, and to be quite a Good Liar at that! Even though this game reworks the theme of Golf, it definitely doesn't withhold the honesty of the Game. The game plays with Th... [Read more]
Has the game of golf for you, like many people, just become too easy? Have all those birdies and eagles begun to bore you? Well, we have the solution. These Camo Golf Balls are genuine golf balls c... [Read more]
Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups! This Magnet will infuriate, strike curiosity, and cause roaring laughter anywhere you choose to slap it. We love Stupid People and we... [Read more]
New car scent' is so 1990, Fresh Bacon is all you need in this century! These strips can go anywhere you want: from the dashboard to the boardroom. People will sizzle when they catch a glimpse and ... [Read more]
Talk about SUPER SIZE. This deliciously, super-soft Pillow will stand out anywhere you place it but finding one place for it is harder than you think. The sesame seed bun will entice you to put it ... [Read more]
Do you know why people say "God bless you!" when you sneeze? It's a custom that dates back to a little Polynesian island called Panoi-Panoi. (which means "Isle of Repetition") T... [Read more]
Get ready to sling all you've got at the next Elizabethan "Foot-Licker" that crosses your path. This clever yet Stupid Mug identifies many of Shakespeare's greatest derogatory verbiage! P... [Read more]
Listen closely, you lumpish, idle-headed maggot-pie. Thou art a villainous toad if this stupid candy does not make you laugh. Shakespearian Insult Gum looks like a miniature collection of Shakespea... [Read more]
The Thinker is much like you and me, he's overwhelmed so easily. He may be a classically Watch as his thoughts go from chaotic spree to the thought of just Coffee. Alright, enough of my poetry this... [Read more]
Now your favorite Atari games are right at your fingertips with this line of miniature Atari 2600 joysticks key chains. These authentic gaming units plug directly into your TV and feature full vide... [Read more]
Call us weird, but we get a kick out of tiny footwear. Stick a shoe or a sneaker on a keychain, and we gotta have it. You may feel the same way about this cool Baseball Cleats Keychain. Each keycha... [Read more]
These are FULLY PLAYABLE games in keychain form. Take a look at the picture on the left see for yourself just how small and detailed these games are. Not only do the chessmen have great detail, but... [Read more]
Join Speed Racer and his lightning fast Mach 5 down the death-defying Crucible! This keychain is a replica of the famous Mach 5 measures around 3 1/2-inches long and is attached to a quality metal ... [Read more]
Yeah, we hit a new low with this lovely piece of merchandise. The keychain is a rubber nose filled with some kind of green globby stuff. When you squeeze the nose, the green gunk oozes out. (We're ... [Read more]
The Bullsh*t Button of your dreams is finally here! Let's face it you've got a lot of keys and you've got lots of reasons to call Bullsh*t. It's about time you combine these two factual components ... [Read more]
Everyone knows smoking is dangerous for your health so spread the awareness with a hacking, coughing, and Choking Cigarette Pack Keychain! Everyone around you will be startled by the LOUD and ridic... [Read more]
Cooking Eggs is a tough and wily endeavor so make sure you're packing a punch. Whip out the Tommy Gun and start showing them Eggs who's boss. They'll crumble like biscuits when you lay down the hea... [Read more]
Don't you wish the world was made of bacon? We would wear bacon clothes and drive bacon cars. We'd live in houses made of bacon and sit on bacon furniture. And anytime we wanted some delicious baco... [Read more]
Now grandpa will be hearing 'Get the Mustache out of your Eggs' rather than 'Get the Eggs out of your Mustache'. Oh silly Mustache Egg Fryer how funny and playful you look. Everyone will love to ea... [Read more]
Get all tied up like a Sausage Link when you're Taping yourself up. It's just so easy to get bound up in all this madness. Nothing says happy birthday like a box plastered with Sausages! Mom will l... [Read more]
Picasso signed his paintings. Rodin signed his sculptures. And the Founding Fathers signed the Declaration of Independence. So it makes sense that you should sign your masterpieces - Namely, the st... [Read more]
What's cooler than a shot glass made of ice? Fill Cool Shooters with water or your favorite juice, freeze, and then pop out four fully-formed frozen shot glasses. A great way to add a little nip to... [Read more]
At Stupid.com, we love everything we sell. Really. If we didn't own the place, we'd shop here. But with that said, there are certain stupid products that just totally stands out from the others and... [Read more]
Do you love carbs, salt, high fructose corn syrup, and preservatives galore? Great! We have none of that for you! These Magnetic TV Dinners Memo Pads are not digital age health hazards. In fact, th... [Read more]
Let the fur fly with the simple push of the button on the Bullshit Bullhorn! This instrument of mass combustion is full of snarky Bullshit Blasts built to slaughter silence. The phrases are so funn... [Read more]
Have you ever needed a quick fix to a sticky situation? Well, if it involved Underpants here's your solution. The incredibly useful Emergency Underpants lets you "do what you need to do".... [Read more]
We'll admit it. We saw that viral video of the kitty getting spooked by the RC flying shark and we went scrambling to get the digits of the folks who made them. Lo and behold, we found they made a ... [Read more]
Since Space Invaders was introduced, video games have become a lot more complicated. But they've never been as much fun as that groundbreaking game. Now you can take a trip back to the 80's with th... [Read more]
Shiver me tumblers! Yo, Ho, me Maties! Tis ice cubes that come straight from Davey Jones picnic cooler! BONE CHILLERS is the perfect way to put the Jolly back in Roger when his rum needs a quick co... [Read more]
Give your brain a nice, cool, relaxing break from all the harsh thinking you do every day. These Brain-shaped Ice Cubes are exactly what you need. They make every cold drink a thoughtless process a... [Read more]
Thank god the election is behind us. It got so tense at Stupid Headquarters, the Lefties and the Righties on our staff nearly came to blows. Now the Conservative staffers are marching around with b... [Read more]
Guys, your local dry-cleaner is going to HATE us. These Dress For Dinner Napkins may take away a large chunk of their business. A recent study performed by researchers at the Institute of Laundry S... [Read more]
The magical world of Harry Houdini is right at your fingertips so you better start drinking your coffee before you disappear. Harry was famous for his mystifying death escapes and incredible means ... [Read more]
Giving the phrase 'tongue tied' a run for its money, the new Inflatable Tongue ain't going to keep you or anyone else at a loss for words. Simply place the pacifier-like end of the Tongue in your m... [Read more]
Soon the Zombies will be upon us. In movies, one always has two choices: beat the Zombies or be eaten by the Zombies. But now there's a new choice, a new way to survive: you must pretend to be a Zo... [Read more]
Here at ThinkGeek, we truly understand you have needs. Especially at work where minutes often last hours and hours become days. You need to be entertained, you don't want your neurons to prematurel... [Read more]
When it comes to showing affection, Zombies and Ninja (normally mortal enemies) have something in common. They deliver a freshly ripped out heart to their intended love interest. For Ninjas, it say... [Read more]
Oh it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? How could a cute thing like that bite anyone's head off? Well, be warned - and be afraid. Straight from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail com... [Read more]
Sometimes a gadget passes our desks that makes even the most cynical simian here giggle with delight. The Ultimate 5-in-1 Geek Pen is such a gadget. Why? Because there is a simple formula that says... [Read more]
The mixed drink has seen a resurgence in popularity, and a great deal of effort has gone into reinvigorating older style cocktails and making them hip again. Gone are the days of Mudslides and Cosm... [Read more]
The season is summer, not sure the month. We've been holed up in TG HQ for seven years now. The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this inva... [Read more]
Tired of sloppy travel with all your Shampoos, shaving creams, and body wash bottles? Does airport security harass you for having all that liquid in your case? Well, we've got you covered guys! Pap... [Read more]
Stamping is the new way to show attitude. Since we've run out of ways to snap, we're super glad to find this Stamp. The Self-Inking "Deal With This" Stamp will exemplify all your angst an... [Read more]
These days, you can never be too prepared. Sneakier Uses for Everyday Things provides loads of practical ideas, science projects, and captivating solutions for dealing with life's unexpected challe... [Read more]
At ThinkGeek, sometimes we like to be super literal. Monkey business is a term that is thrown about a lot when referring to office shenanigans (normally with a negative connotation - like "sto... [Read more]
The Pet Rock phenomenon was an unbelievable experiment performed in the 70s by an advertising executive. The challenge: could he take a simple idea, market it, make people happy, and use it all to ... [Read more]
So, how does someone "knock" on your cubicle? Well, one way would be to use The Cubicle Doorbell - a small device that provides a more civilized way for visitors to announce their arrival... [Read more]
Make your feelings known in crystal clear black ink. When life hands you something annoying, Stamp away! The large "WTF" is highly gratifying and the customizable checkboxes for "WTF... [Read more]
Drop a bomb on your Birthday with this Dog Poo Candle! Everyone will be mesmorized/horrified by this glittery piece of Poo Candle atop your Birthday cake! Candles like this come along. well, never ... [Read more]
Having guests over? Why not warn them about your toxic bathroom habits with this Warning - Toxic Waste Toilet Paper! That way, you can still have your guests over, but don't have to clean your bath... [Read more]
We have so much on our minds these days. So when "nature calls," it's not unusual to sometimes forget what we're supposed to do. Well, thanks to this ingenious "How-To Toilet Paper&q... [Read more]
Stop Farting your life away! This amazing Fart Blaster has 15 sounds that will shatter everyone's calm and stable environments and fill rooms with gasps and laughs. This beast of a gag works from 1... [Read more]
Enjoy the Holiday season with two glorious Butt's tooting away on your Christmas Tree or amidst your holiday decor. These non-stop, gassy Butts toot your favorite Christmas songs at the press of th... [Read more]
The Fart Products and toilet humor have definitely hit an all time high with this Game. The Fart Game is exactly what it sounds like and we're sure you're gonna LOVE this one: Directions: 1. Roll d... [Read more]
Visiting the Toilet no longer has to be a gamble! You are guaranteed a Royal Flush everytime you make your move, so move as freely as you desire. Enjoy your time at this card game because every run... [Read more]
The Bathroom Tissue Manufacturer's League of America did a survey in which they asked the following question: "What three things would you least want to wipe your butt with?" The answers ... [Read more]
The next time you're in your doctor's office, check out all the drug-related knick-knacks sitting around. You'll see Vioxx Memo Pads, Zoloft Clocks, and even a Xanax Soap Dispenser in the bathroom.... [Read more]
The BLEEP-It Sticky Notes are for all those Notes that are kinda hard to put in a Note. These certain somethings usually need to be screamed, yelled, or cursed. Of course with your calm temperament... [Read more]
You can decide who's notes belong in Heaven and who's notes shall burn in Hell! Place the notation on the pad of destiny and mark the specific virtue or sin. Make a deal with this pretty little boo... [Read more]
Are you tired of talking to yourself and getting ignored? As much as you try to reason with you, you just don't listen. Raising your voice doesn't work. Reverse psychology doesn't work. Even flirti... [Read more]
Brace yourself for the ultimate food fight. Those culinary arch enemies - Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu - are finally facing off. On one side we have Mr. Bacon - that happy-go-lucky slice of smoked m... [Read more]
For some of us, Romance is hard to come by. Sometimes a card and Chocolate Dog Doo ain't gonna do it. That's why the "Romance on a Stick" works so well. Become a wild Romantic instantly w... [Read more]
Learn to stay safe in this world of deadly Farts. From the 'Silent But Deadly' to the 'Seismic Blast': read and hear the 10 different Farts of the world. You will learn the field marks, voice, habi... [Read more]
Oh man bro 'burp' this hat is freakin' awesome 'burp'. It's like beer AND a hat 'burp' in one! How rad is that? And it's one size-fit-all stretchy material feels great! Who wants another round? Yeah! [Read more]
From the moment we saw that giant, smiling Destroyer of Worlds, our sweet tooth called out for revenge. Revenge for the bits of New York crushed. Revenge for the. ok, so not really revenge - we jus... [Read more]
Old Andy Griffith Men of Mayberry Metal Sign adds unique decor to your home or business. Every Andy Griffith TV Star collector would love this unusual gift. All Andy Griffith Men of Mayberry Tin Si... [Read more]
Cool X-Men Coffee Mug is ideal for you favorite drink. This X-Men Coffee Mug is just one of our inexpensive gift ideas from our selection of Marvel Comics Superhero mugs. [Read more]
Retro Mens Golfing Metal Sign adds unique decor to your home or business. Every Americana Golf collector would love this unusual gift. All Mens Golfing Tin Signs are pre-drilled and ready to hang. [Read more]
